Harmony's Rules (Email we received prior to trip)

MOM AND DAD MUST BOTH READ THIS, especially Dad.

Okay, just wanted to make it clear that you must both relax and make yourselves at home while you're here. Don't act like guests! Most importantly, you must eat like it's your own house and not feel like you're imposing on me or costing me money by eating. You wouldn't want me to do that at your house. If you want the banana that is sitting on the counter, take it! If you want a soda, go and get one out of the fridge! Don't ask first. And for heaven's sake don't ask me how much any food costs or act like you're eating my money. If you do this I will be deeply offended.

We have 2 computers, a desktop and a laptop, and wireless internet. Use it whenever you want, if you can figure out how to work the Mac. I'll show you.

Also, don't feed Jack any soda or junk food. :)

Love, Harm